Helmer Kate Fitzpatrick’s directing debut, “Three” is hard-hitting action thriller about a case of mistaken identity leading to a cover-up of a nationwide epidemic administered by the government via the internet. It’s up to our reluctant protagonist to turn his plough-share into a sword, and take this phallic metaphor to stop the antagonist whom is probably a terrorist since that’s a pretty solid pandemic threat.
Wait, I’m sorry. Wait. It’s about corn chips and people humping. Just watch it.