Courtney Jacobs

Courtney Jacobs is a clinical astrophobic, a recovering rock-star, an unemployed librarian, and a stay-at-home mother of one.
She would LIKE to tell you that with parenthood comes wisdom, with age comes grace, and with love comes acceptance, but the only advice she has for anyone is that monogamy makes you fat.

She lives in the small town of Columbus, OH with her dude, Jake, her cat, Radar, and her daughter, Lydia, whose favorite princess is Freddie Mercury.