Put your hands together with our hands and let’s get uncomfortably awesome.

Classy Hands is looking for more fingers, like the kind an octopus has. And that’s a lot. While we do host some clips specifically made for our website, your material will be non-exclusive. We don’t put chains on funny, we leave that up to the oppressors that run the gulags of chortle-town. The tears of the non-believers shall lubricate the gears of war.

To submit, please send clips, mp3s, links, premises, pitches, or donations to:

Please allow 2-3 weeks for a response, as we are perpetually proliferating a cache of ho-bag jokes. We are open to all brands of comedy except for stuff depicting creatures with feelings getting hurt or fondled. Icky.